Monday, October 01, 2007

Like, OMG I Love to Shop

I don't talk like that, OK people!! However, I feel as though my recent blogs have been about my "stuff" rather than about actual things that are going on in my life or the world or whatever. While this makes me feel superficial, I am not naive enough to think that I am not superficial at all, because I certainly don't hide the fact that I love to buy stuff and online shop and own more shoes "than I can wear in one season" as David would say. To quote Darrell, I have a "sweet, nerfy life" and I know it and am thankful that I have the luxury of blogging about the little things in like that make me happy. So, sorry if I am offending you with my materialistic content, but I loves it, so back it off.

Anyway, I am HAPPY to report that my friend Jen, who I blogged about two blogs ago when she bought her Franklin, started a blog!!! Click here to check it out!!! I am going to add it to my sidebar very soon so you can visit her blog whenever you want. Yay for continuing the blogging revolution! Also, tonight was my knitting group's meeting night, and I would like to comment on our fun fun time. Knitting started as Laura and her friend Elizabeth getting together to knit and watch The Bachelor. And by watch The Bachelor I mean they made fun of it, and since they always TiVo it they would stop it when their laughter at the extreme corniness drowned out the show. Well, I joined in on this about 3 episodes out last season, and when it was over we just watched movies on knitting night. Well, the new season started last Monday, and it is so so much fun. The people on this show make any superficial rambling I do look like philosophy class. My picks for the winner already? Deanna and Jenni are the only two worth being with at this point but Stephy might prove herself. The best one is "Body Shot" as we call her now, who let Brad the "Texas Gentleman" take a body shot off of her then proceeded to tell him how she was a Christian who really believed in morals and faith and blah blah blah. What a stupid liar, mainly because she then ran topless down the beach while everyone, including Brad, looked at her like she was psycho-slut. People, don't go on TV to find "true love" OK!!! Because believe me, my crazy knitting friends and I will DEF make fun of you while we pause you on TiVo in the most unflattering positions.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Baby Fever! (Baby Ben Fever, that is)

I am not preggers, yall. I just had to put that out there before I admit that I love love love having Ben as a Godson. He is a beautiful baby, with an amazing amount of patience and is super duper cuddly. Honestly, he is everything someone could ask for when they start the pregnancy process. Last night was Jennie's sister Susannah's wedding party, and there were a TON of people there, but Ben just slept and cooed the entire time while every person there had their turn at holding him. I finally got him and held him the rest of the night until it was time for feeding and a change. I love him so much, and am so proud to be in his life. Here are some pics of us together!









This past Thursday was my 23rd birthday AND the premier of The Office!!! The first episode of the season was so amazing, mainly because of Jim and Pam!!! If you haven't seen it yet, go to www.nbc.com/office and watch it! It is totally free onlne now, but I think you can only watch it until the next one airs next week. I could be wrong about that, but I think that is the deal. This birthday is the first time I have actually felt like I have moved into the older bracket. 21 and 22 are still almost teenagerish, but 23 feels much more adult. I want to thank all my friends who helped me celebrate my birthday with good company and wonderful presents. I got some kick-ass gifts this year. Dave and I bought each other our nightstands for our birthdays, and my parents bought us our bed and TV armoire. Laura got me a beautiful red croc skin bag to match my planner, and I got my much-anticipated James Avery earrings from Jennie. Since my little sis is now a workin' lady, she was super generous and bought me the Coach wedges that I have been coveting to replace my nasty Target ones. They are so beautiful! I have absolutley worn out my Target ones, and noticed just recently that they kind of have a funk going since they are totally synthetic material. I also FINALLY got a pair of leather J. Crew boots. They aren't for my birthday; they are kind of for Christmas. I have wanted a pair of leather J. Crew boots for years, but I they are expensive so I wait until they go on sale, but then they never have my size. They totally did this time, and these are the boots I have wanted more than any others, so yay for the fashion universe aligning in my favor.


News flash!! When I went online to get this pic, the boots are not on sale anymore!!! Best luck ever!!!!


I have the brown ones:)







Right now I am sitting on my couch writing this blog, and watching reruns of 30 Rock, and loving just being in my house. David is at the lab attempting to finish his STUPID thesis, so things are normal. Love you all!!

Sunday, September 16, 2007

I Heart FranklinCovey

I LOVE ORGANIZATION!!! That is why as an adult I have always kept a day planner, and a few weeks ago I bought the mother of all planners -- a FranklinCovey!!! The Franklin I have had for like three years now is their smallest size next to the pocket size, and was fine since I have been going to and from class for the past three years, but now that I am in an office full time it just is not enough. I also got it from Target, and while it is super cute, it is vinyl and every time I set it down on something the print lifts off onto it. As Jack said, "Your planner looks like you backed over it with your car!" It really doesn't look that bad, but I had resolved that when I got a new one it would be real leather. Everyone in the office uses Franklin's, which the office purchases because we are required to at least try to keep our shit together. I was told that if I used my small one until the end of the year (mainly because it still contains pages that work paid for and Jack thinks I should use) I would get a new one. Every since he promised me this, I have been SO looking forward to go to the store where organization is king!! I got to go there for the first time when Joy got her system back in July. SO MUCH FUN!!! Soooo.... Last Thursday Jack and I went to Dallas to have the final meeting with the people from Imaginuity about the Museum's new website, and afterwards Jack took me to the Galleria and let me choose my binder and pages! I did not think I was going to get it that soon, and I was absolutely thrilled. It is the Classic size, which means I have a whole two pages to plan each day, and believe me, I need it. I know my love affair with technology would lead you to believe that I would HAVE to have a Palm Pilot or Blackberry or something, but alas, I need the feeling of writing down my daily goals. I have to make lists and check things off to feel productive and efficient, which is why I feel blessed to be in an environment with other people who feel the same way. If you are an organization freak like myself, please do yourself a favor and visit www.fraklincovey.com.

Pics of my fun-tastic planner!




Love the business card holder!





OK, so yesterday at work something else Franklin-related happened. She doesn't have a blog to tell you about it, so I told her I would. When Jen started working at the Museum I told her she needed to get a planner, and when she asked me what I used I told her about FranklinCovey, but that she absolutely did not have to buy a Franklin, just a basic planner. So she did, and that was that. Well, then I got my new Franklin, and I could see the desire building up, as she loves organizational stuff just as much as me, if you an believe it! Well, yesterday Sammy used Jen's computer to order his pages for next year, and he walked away and left the Franklin site up on her computer. Jen and I sat back down to finish up the work day and I kept hearing oohs and ahhs coming from her direction as she looked at the site. Well, as I suspected would happen if she was ever exposed to the magic that is Franklin, she fell in love with a particularly cute binder/tote combo and decided to take the plunge! She got an amazing deal, and is SO excited! Pics of her binder and tote are below....Jealous??!?!? She will never regret it, though; it is such a professional investment.





OK, I have one more fun thing to tell about. My mom and I painted the living room and dining room of our new house a few weeks ago, and in the process of needing a little container to hold paint as I cut in, I had to throw away like 5 Glad containers. So when we decided to paint the hallway last weekend, I knew I needed something a little more permanent. I found this little gem at Lowe's for like $15, and it was a lifesaver! The BEST part is that is has the powerful magnet on the side to hold your brush when you need to put the whole thing down! How inventive!!!





Sunday, September 09, 2007

Long Time Gone

OK, so WOW!!! I haven't written in FOREVER! Sorry about that, people, but it has been crazy nutso around the Webster house. I know that no one will read this if I chronicle every little thing that happened, so let me just get you up to speed on what has been going on...

First of all, on July 27th David and I moved into our new house! Very exciting, and also the start of a lot of rewarding work that needs to be done. The move in was hectic because we had to be out of our apartment four days after closing, so the whole fam came and helped. I absolutely can't believe that all of that stuff fit into the tiny apartment at one time!!! The first thing we had to do once we got all the stuff in there was to fix the laundry area in the garage. The previous owners let it get all crapped up and I was not about to move my new washer and dryer in there (thanks Jess!) with it all dirty and everything. So David removed the sheet of peeling vinyl and scraped glue for two days so we could lay the new tile squares we bought. We also repainted the room, and I think it turned out well, no? Once we got our old furniture in the new living room it became apparent IMMEDIATELY (to me anyway, Dave had some misgivings) that we needed a new couch, loveseat, and coffee table. Now that that furniture was out in the light of day I could not with good conscience let my friends sit on it. So...the Tuesday after we moved in we went to Lacks and ordered a new couch, loveseat, coffee table, sofa table, and bedroom nightstands. The nightstands match the new bed frame that my parents bought us jointly for our birthdays that was delivered the day we moved in. The new furniture is amazing, and with the addition of the beautiful rugs that Dave picked out, it really feels like home now. After we lived in the house for a while and really got our furniture situated and had my parents bring the rest of the furniture that I have always known I wanted (it has been in storage for a while), things really came together. It didn't really feel right, however, until last weekend when mom and I painted the living room and dining room. The wall color before was a light blue/grey color that was fine, but not for me. Besides, it had been all scratched up and chipped from the previous owners living in it for so long with a bunch of kids. And they only put one coat on, so you could see the white walls behind the blue. Anyway, I am more of a warm color kind of person, and I immediately went out and chose a beautiful spicy red color to paint the living room and a leather brown color to paint the dining room. EVERYONE doubted me, but I knew it was the right choice, and I think it really makes the new furniture we have and the rugs and everything pop. What do you think? The next project is the hallway, which will be a color called Moose Mousse. Slowly but surely it is all coming together.


The REMAX office!!


Yay for the title to our house!
























The next super-exciting thing that happened is that my little godson Ben got to come home from the hospital and now he is a whopping 7lbs! Maybe he isn't quite that big, but pretty close, and just as adorable as ever!!! Momma Jennie is a full time mom right now, and enjoying her quality time with Ben. He is so cuddly and cute in all his fun outfits, and hasn't really started crying that much yet, so the perfect baby!!! We love him dearly and want him to grow big and strong like dragon!!!!!

On the work front, I am still trying to adjust to life with Jessica gone, but things are going well. I am not going to lie, it is fun being in charge, but with that comes all the responsibilities that I never really thought I would have. Every day I make decisions that effect the people who work with me and for me, and it is definitely intimidating sometimes. I miss having Jess there to ask and consult, or heck, even make the decision for me sometimes! But this is good for me, and I really am working to come into my own as a leader. I now have two people working for me, and they are both extremely professional and helpful, which is all I could ask for. Some exciting things that are happening are that the Space Saver shelving units were put in and are fabulous, and the new website is on the verge of premiering. It is FREAKIN' awesome, people!!!

Also, my dad got to come home for about 4 days last month on a training trip and he got to come see the new house and everything. It was really nice having him back, even if it was for a few days. He is back safely, and we continue to count down the months when he gets to come home for good. Speaking of coming home for good, David's dad retired from the Army last week, and he is moving back to Heights after living in San Antonio for almost the entirety of mine and Dave's relationship (7 YEARS). Dear God I hope that goes well. We shall see...

Well, that is all my life news for now. This Friday I am going to Fort Worth with Jennie and Ben for Ben's last eye exam before his due date, which is September 17. I didn't know before that you still use a premie's due date as kind of the starting point for their life, but I guess it makes sense since he is still not supposed to be born yet!! We are both so excited about the trip, mainly because after the horrible eye exam we are going shopping! Yay!

Until next time people!!!

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Love It

OK, I know I haven't posted in forever, but this is pretty cool, and easy to post quickly, so there ya go.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Claudio-o! Dear Claudio-o!

Oh my gosh I am exhausted but I HAVE to blog about all the stuff that is happening! Basically at work we have been doing straight manual labor for the past two days and I can hardly move, but it is all towards a goal and is keeping me occupied so I don't think about all the bad shit that is trying to get me down.

I just have to say that I don't think the fact that I like nice clothes is my fault. I mean, it definitely has something to do with my need to shop and my love of fashion, but it is something about the actual fabric that makes me addicted to it. I totally get this from my mom, who has more fabric than Fabric God, who I am sure is very well-dressed. I just like the way things feel, and I think that I project my internal view of myself onto the clothes, and literally think to myself "I will not be doing right by myself if I don't have this. It is obviously meant for me, and I will honestly regret not buying it." I understand this is shallow, but I am so not alone it is not even funny. But the thing is that I really don't care if it is a freakin' Chanel shirt, if I can see through it and it looks like only a person who wears a size 2 could pull it off, forget it. The fabric has to look high quality and it has to be reasonably priced. This is why I love Old Navy right now. I know this is like the third time I have mentioned it, but seriously, just go. Now. I want to end this little tirade with a story my mom used to always tell me so I wouldn't feel bad about spending my entire paycheck at the Gap. When I was a little girl I was very well-dressed by my mom and Grandma, and the outfits usually involved frills or ribbons, which I adored. My mom told me that my elementary school teacher used to always say that she could tell when I got a new dress or leggings because I wouldn't pay attention in class the first day I wore it, I would just sit and smooth my dress. Feel it, make sure there were no wrinkles, and basically touch the fabric. It is just me, and I guess as long as I am not letting this particular personality situation run wild at Dior, I am good.

So THE MOST exciting thing happened at work last Thursday! Jessica GOT ENGAGED! Jason drove all the way down from OK to surprise her. When he got to the Museum one of our summer workers David called up to our office and I just said "hello" and I guess he thought I was Jessica. He said "There's someone here for you with flowers." I knew it had to be fore Jess, and it just took a second of me thinking about it to understand what was going on. I ran downstairs, and saw Jason, and thankfully Jess was in the other building so it was a COMPLETE surprise. Jason was hyperventilating slightly, and as soon as I made sure he was here to propose, I ran upstairs and got the camera and my keys so we could go to the other building. On the way up I ran into Joy, and once I told her the deal she was in a panic too! THEN the phone rang and it was for me, but I was frantically trying to get the camera so I told Joy to just take a message, but it turned out to be Jason's sister. She wanted to make sure I was taking pictures, and once we assured her we were totally on it, we took Jason to the other building. It was just magical. We kind of stood in the doorway out of earshot so they could have their privacy but I could still take some pics. Of course she said yes, and below are some great pics from the moment.






Yet another crazy thing that is happening is that Jess and I are going to see Coheed on the Van's Warped Tour on Saturday! We are both SO excited, and have been listening to Coheed non-stop the past few weeks to get psyched up for it. This will be the second time I have seen them live, but the first for Jess. She is going to FREAK, and I am glad I get to be there to see it. It will totally be worth all the bug bites I am going to get.




OMG and Harry Potter comes out tomorrow. I literally can't think about it I am so excited!

There is of course other stuff, but I really need to go to bed. Mom and Carol got back safely from Germany and they are coming up tomorrow to fill me in on everything that happened and share pics and such. If I can just get through the next three days, happiness awaits me at the Smirnoff Center...

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Summer Fun

Today was a fun summer day! The clouds and rain held off until tonight, thankfully. Last time I blogged about the summer movies that I have seen and are loving right now, and I mentioned that I want to go see Transformers. Now, I did not watch that show when I was a child; I was more of a My Little Pony and Rainbow Brite kind of girl. I have actually seen the animated move from the 80's, but only because I agreed to let David watch it while I was doing a paper since I never thought I would actually like it. Well, I did, and the paper just had to wait. Anyway, we went to see it today and it was a really fun, action-packed, nostalgic in a way type of movie. Everything you could ask for in a summer film, I would say. You definitely don't have to be a fan of the TV show to enjoy the special effects and funny banter of Shia LeBouf. Geez I hope I spelled his name right! I am not one to become "into" the It guy of the moment, but I LOVE him. He is just so cute and funny, but not in an Ashton Kutcher asshole type of way. Many thumbs up from me!

Another thing I am OBSESSED with this summer are dresses. When I am not at work, I am almost always in a dress now. Granted, I can admit it has something to do with the fact that I have gained a few pounds and I like something comfortable on when I don't have to wear work clothes, but dresses are very in right now, which means a few places are doing them right. One of these places is Old Navy, who often does everything right. I have like 6 of their dresses, and they are all fabulous. I like them because they are short enough to be cute with leggings or jeans, but long enough that I can wear them by themselves. Today to the movies I wore this little number with ballet flats:


This is the other one that I bought. I am thinking of wearing this one to Coheed:


I have two others from there that are a jersey knit fabric and they are amazing! They aren't on the website anymore, but one is short and the other is long like a goddess dress. I can't wear any of them to work yet because we are still in the middle of moving everything to the other building, so I have to wear jeans every day.

And of course, I promised from last time pics of baby Ben. He is so so precious!!



Friday, June 29, 2007

The Miracle of Life

Well, folks, life is changing all around me. I can't do anything to stop it, so I am trying really hard to embrace it despite resistance from other areas of my life. Here are a few things that are going on...

As you all know, David and I bought a house. You also might know that I am an anal retentive person, and I am trying my darndest not to throw everything we own in boxes RIGHT NOW, rendering it all useless until we move. The truth is that I could pack up everything but our bathroom, closet, computers and TVs and we would be good, but I don't want us to be climbing over boxes for the next month. However, I started looking at the calendar and realized I have about 5 free days in the next month that I have to pack! How did this happen?!?! So tomorrow Dave and I have to go buy boxes so I can start packing stuff away. I am FREAKIN' excited!

The MOST exciting thing that happened this week is that Jennie had her baby!! He is premature, but after trying everything to get him to stay in he just didn't want to! His name is Ben, he is 16 inches, just over 3 pounds, and breathing on his own!! We are all so proud of Jennie for pushing through and keeping him healthy. Welcome baby Ben! We all love you SO much already! I got to go in with Jennie to the NICU and see him yesterday and he is truly a miracle. I have attached a few pictures! Update: I don't have the pics on this computer, so they will have to come later..

Things at work are changing rapidly too. The same weekend that Dave and I move Jessica moves to Oklahoma, and things at work will never be the same. I am not suggesting that it will be horrible; I think things will work themselves out with the new dynamic between myself and my other co-workers. That is not the problem, and there really isn't a problem, it is just that while I thrive on some changes, others scare me, and this is definitely one that is going to shake me up. But, change is inevitable, and I know that I will be able to use all that I have learned from Jess to help me move into my new work world. The rest of the year will be interesting!

In less life-changing news, relatively speaking, it pains me to know that out there in the world there are people who have an iPhone, and I do not. I realize that purchasing a home is a much better investment, and now that we have a house I know I can't choose the iPhone over the fridge we need to buy, but oh do I want to. It is not like my much-sought-after-at-the-time pink Razr doesn't still work really well, it is just that the iPhone would be like having my computer with me at all times, which is a scary thought, but extremely tempting. I literally watched a 20 minute movie about it, and even David was drooling. Grrr. To those people out there who have it already, enjoy it bitches.

The greatest thing about this summer is all the amazing movies out right now! I have been to more movies in the past few weeks than I have in forever. Let's see...

1. Knocked Up -- I have blogged about this one before. GO WATCH IT NOW!!! The comedy will blow your mind if it is your thing.

2. Ocean's 13 -- So so cute, and a great way to kind of end the series. I am not sure if they will do more, but I guess they could and it would probably go over really well. I didn't like that Catherine Zeta Jones and Julia Roberts aren't in it, but I did like that Matt Damon had more of a role and he is also extremely funny with the whole nose thing. You just have to see it!

3. Ratatouille -- I actually just got back from seeing this, and it is hands down one of the most endearing, cute, entertaining movies I have seen in a very long time. I will definitely be buying it immediately when it comes out.

We are planning on seeing Live Free of Die Hard, Transformers, Harry Potter, Shrek 3, Hairspray, and a few others. Yay for a great movie summer!

The other love of my life right now is knitting. I finished Ben's baby blanket last weekend, and it is so so cute! I have now started on a blanket for myself that I am extremely excited about. I hope you all have a hobby that you love ad time to do it, and I will try to keep this thing updated more often!!



Saturday, June 16, 2007

A Week of Exciting News

It is Saturday night here in central Texas, and for once I am not drop-dead exhausted at the end of the day. The ONLY reason for this is that I took a two hour nap earlier in between shopping and dinner. This past week has been pretty exciting, and I have a lot to post about in general!

Three amazing things happened this week that definitely need reporting. The first is that my pregnant friend Jennie finally found out the sex of her baby!!! This has been a long time coming, and unfortunately for the baby it took too long to reveal its true identity which left us with no other choice than to come up with a nickname for it. Here is the story behind the nickname: So my good friend and co-worker Jennie is preggers, and in unrelated news, her first cousin Laura has a son named Brooks who is 4. Brooks is extremely precocious and smart and imaginative, and provides us with hours of quips that entertain. So one day Brooks asked Jennie "Are you having a brother or a sister?" to which Jennie replied "What do you think, Brooks?" Brooks said "Ummmmm, I think it is a brother." "OK, well what do you think I should name him, then?" asked Jennie. "Ummm, how 'bout Dragon?" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Awesome. The best part is that Brooks answers with Dragon EVERY TIME we ask him what the baby's name should be, so now Jennie's baby is affectionately known as Baby Dragon. We found out this week that the baby is indeed a boy, which is better because no matter how we try to justify it Dragon is just more of a boy nickname. The baby will be named Ben and he is due September 17, but he will always be known as Baby Dragon.

The next amazing thing that happened is that Jessica was offered and accepted a job in Oklahoma teaching 6-12 grade history and geography! She has been looking for a good job there for what seems like forever, and I think this one is going to be an amazing fit. I am very excited for her, even though it will be very hard on me when she goes. However, I AM excited about all the teachery organizational stuff she is going to get to do!!!

The third thing I already kind of mentioned in my last post, but DAVID AND I BOUGHT A HOUSE!!! It is the one from the last post, and we close in like a month!! AHHHH!! It is very exciting, but stressful at the same time with work and all. We are getting the inspections etc. done this week, so hopefully nothing major will be wrong and we can keep going on schedule!

OH!!! The other exciting thing is that the documentary that Jess and I are in finally came out!!! It is in 6 parts, so check them out below!!!













I am getting tired, so I will post more tomorrow. Check out the doc!!!!!

Saturday, June 09, 2007

Growing Up Can Kind of be Fun

For the last two weeks Dave and I have been looking at houses to buy, and as I have expressed before, I feel unprepared to make such a huge life choice. However, as we have looked at them, I feel more and more comfortable in my ability to run my own home. One fear I have had in looking at the neighborhood we have been looking at is that we would get some old looking 70s house. Some of them had weird features, but the one we have ultimately decided on is very young looking and in a great neighborhood. It was built in the 70s, but has been completely updated, and it is in our price range. I knew it was the one when I walked in, but to be safe we looked at some more. That just made it more clear that that house was the one, so I am feeling pretty confident that we will be making an offer on it this week. It has four bedrooms plus an office, which is more space than I even know what to do with. The best part is that I do not have to do any major work on it to be able to move into it, which was not the case with all the other houses we saw. It has a great backyard, and is next to a mansion house with parking spots for all the guests they have at their many events. It is two streets away from one of my co-workers, and about five away from another. Yay! Pics are below...









Today I get to go to my friend Charlotte's wedding, which I am very excited about. This is the first wedding of one of my life-long friends that I have gotten to go to, and one of my bridesmaids Stephanie is in her wedding too. Pics later!

Friday, June 01, 2007

Watch Out!

Oh my God Jessica and I are going to be in a documentary really soon! I know I blogged about it last time, but the preview for it was just released, so I have posted it below! AHHHHHH!!!! I love The Office.



In unrelated news, I have a sty on my eye. Oh dear Lord it is gross. And I forgot my glasses this weekend, and while I was in Kohl's I bit the crap out of my tongue. So basically my entire face hurts, and I am sure that sometime soon the cavity that is clearly visible on one of my back left teeth will begin to hurt and I will finally have to find a dentist in Waco. Yesterday before I came home David and I looked at a house in Waco. I feel completely unprepared to buy a house for many reasons. One, I am only 22. Two, I like to make multiple online purchases from J.Crew and Zappos each month. Three, I spend all my free time blogging and not cleaning my current space. Four, it just feels like such and old thing to do. The house we looked at was pretty cool, and anyone would be lucky to have it, especially first-time basically teenager homeowners. However, to be practical, we are looking around first. We have Charlotte's wedding here in town next weekend, then the hunt begins. Wish us luck!

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Oh Lordy

I am sorry about the sleepy message last night!! I went to Sonic tonight and got myself a Route 44 Diet Dr Pepper, so hopefully I will be a little more awake tonight. Oh my gosh things have been crazy here. Today was my sister's graduation celebration, and it was a lot of fun. Lots of guests! So I think I have given up on reporting about Chicago, except to say that it was a lot of fun and I would love to go back. REALLY good food, and I learned a lot at the convention. So I was watching TV earlier and happened to be watching a classic episode of Jackass, and it got me to thinking about the second Jackass movie and about how much I love the scenes where Johnny Knoxville is dressed up as the old man and his balls are hanging out of his old man sports coach shorts. They aren't his real balls, they are fake old man saggy balls, and they are EXTREMELY hilarious. Just thought I would mention that one because you really need to see it if you haven't!!

OK, so here is a little more detail about the documentary Jessica and I are going to be in. It is about the Office Fandom, which is kind of the cult following of the TV show The Office. The Office is AMAZING, so go out and rent the first two seasons, or better yet, buy them all on iTunes. It is so well written and such an intelligent show, it is just almost mind blowing. So, I introduced The Office to Jessica, and now she is also obsessed with it. We have a white board at work that asks "Which character of The Office are you?" and we put down different ones for each other. Right now, I am "Boob Job Jan" and Jess is "Michael's Boss Ryan." Awesome. So I read a blog call OfficeTally, which is all Office, all the time. If you would really like to join the club, visit www.officetally.com. It is just an amazing site and really helps fans connect to the show and the actors in ways that I have never seen before. Separately, there is a girl, seat18b as she will be known, who is in film school and does amazing edits of Office clips with fun music. To see her videos, click HERE. She is pretty well-known in the Office Fandom, and has even been asked by the show's executive producer to have some of her videos on the Season 3 DVD. So in one of her film school classes her final exam was to do a film of some kind, and she chose to do a documentary about the Office Fandom. The creator of OfficeTally posted an ad for fans to send in their footage for her video, so Jess and I did it! Seat18b had a bunch of questions for us to answer, and we also reenacted a scene. To see our scene, click HERE. Since sending her the footage we have gotten a lot of really positive feedback from her, and we have kind of become online friends. She is definitely a kindred spirit, and has told me we are featured quite prominently in the film. It will be on YouTube very soon, and I will be sure to tell everyone!!! Yay for The Office!

Other things, hmmm. OH! If you are a girl, and maybe if you are a boy but I don't know about the boy clothes, go to Old Navy immediately! They have REALLY cute stuff for so cheap right now. I got a huge bag of clothes for just over $100, and I have already worn two of the things with many compliments. Go now!

OK, so even though I love my job dearly, there is a lot of weird shit going on right now and I am glad to take a break, even if it is moving from one extreme of crazy to another. After many threats to the contrary I am not giving up on it yet, and in the mean time I am enjoying seeing my dad. Don't forget to check out Life Before Blogging at www.lifebeforeblogging.blogspot.com!!!!!